(Source: mrs-prozac, via escapefromthenothing)

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

(via tokillacure)

did-you-kno:

Source

coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

(via imactuallynotpatrick)

fartgallery:

pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck

urbancatfitters:

fat-amy-for-president:

homurica:

urbancatfitters:

                no
         no          no
    no                   no
   no         no        no
    no                   no       
       no             no
                no

the circle of life

I think that’s a vagina. 

                stop
         stop       stop
     stop              stop
   stop      stop     stop
     stop               stop       
        stop         stop
                stop

givemetrills:

today is brought to you by the word :
no

(via circumcisions)